Thursday, December 4, 2008

Inquiring Mind

1) If I use butcher paper as a table covering, leaving out pens for the children to color, will people think I'm creative or cheap?

2) When the manager hands you a bottle of water to give to your choking baby, do you have to pay for it? Because if you do, I just shoplifted.

3) If I serve two-buck Chuck as my holiday party's wine, will anyone be offended? And by offended, I mean drink less so that I don't have to buy more than two bottles?

4) Does it count as dusting if you just blow real hard at flat surfaces?

5) Cheese plus cereal makes a complete meal, right? Bread, protein, dairy... wait, how many food groups are there?

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